Worlds Shortest Fairytale (from Geezer)

[SRF]

You paying attention here Shane? Hate to see anyone so young screw up their life...

I am listening, I understand.



Did you say something, you talking to me?

[V8 Perv]

Shane, You best be listening to Wildman! That boy speaks the truth.

Sometimes it's better to rent than own.

[EAGLE]

I once heard it said that divorce is so expencive because "IT'S WORTH IT!!!"

Looks fade and so does lust, but in the end they all are dust. Live Long and Play Hard Bro's! Slide into the hole as the engine blows and the tank explodes! WooHoooooooooooooo!!!