Alzheimer's test
Alzheimer's test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
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able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
Re: Alzheimer's test
Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You are a Pervert.
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You are a Pervert.
DeLand, FL.
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able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
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Re: Alzheimer's test
and I paid to have a catscan to find out I don't have ... I forgot what it was...
Re: Alzheimer's test
I'm reminded of a joke I heard years ago.
The pope and a bishop were traveling cross country on a train. After working on a crossword puzzle for a while the pope turns and asks the bishop,
"Say, can you think of a four letter word that ends in u-n-t that describes a type of woman?"
"How about aunt?"
"Oh yeah........................Can I borrow an eraser?"
The pope and a bishop were traveling cross country on a train. After working on a crossword puzzle for a while the pope turns and asks the bishop,
"Say, can you think of a four letter word that ends in u-n-t that describes a type of woman?"
"How about aunt?"
"Oh yeah........................Can I borrow an eraser?"
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I definitely am a pervert too Susan...I like John's joke too.."aunt" funny shit John!!
Now back to reruns of "Leave it to Beaver" , poker with the other guys, (I bet a nickel!!!) and watching the nurse's clean my room.
Now back to reruns of "Leave it to Beaver" , poker with the other guys, (I bet a nickel!!!) and watching the nurse's clean my room.
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CanuckHoss wrote:I definitely am a pervert too Susan...I like John's joke too.."aunt" funny shit John!!
Now back to reruns of "Leave it to Beaver" , poker with the other guys, (I bet a nickel!!!) and watching the nurse's clean my room.
I think we are all perverts ... some more then others!!!!
Hope your feeling better my friend, goodluck with those high stake poker hands!!
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Glad you enjoyed it Fred. Now make sure you take ALL the pills that nurse is giving you. I think you may be spitting some out behind the couch.CanuckHoss wrote:...I like John's joke too.."aunt" funny shit John!!
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I got them ALL wrong in about 4 seconds - I thought I was doing well till I read the answers.
Phew! I haven't lost my marbles yet then...
Phew! I haven't lost my marbles yet then...
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The best thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every 15 minutes !
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Welcome to the Forum!Ravinsomniac wrote:The best thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every 15 minutes !
Who says building a border wall won't work?!? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago and they STILL don't have any Mexicans ...
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petitemoose wrote:Welcome to the Forum!Ravinsomniac wrote:The best thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every 15 minutes !
You too Denise..hope we meat one day.....
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I was once asked if I had a choice, would I rather have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's. I said " Stupid question, Parkinson's" I'd rather spill my beer than forget where I left it !!