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Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:14 am
by V8Bikers
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:15 am
by V8Bikers
Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You are a Pervert.
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:34 pm
by Iron Maiden
Ha ha I got one out of six I guess I am still a pervert
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:11 pm
by tjy
and I paid to have a catscan to find out I don't have ... I forgot what it was...
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 5:45 am
by mdwdvm
I'm reminded of a joke I heard years ago.
The pope and a bishop were traveling cross country on a train. After working on a crossword puzzle for a while the pope turns and asks the bishop,
"Say, can you think of a four letter word that ends in u-n-t that describes a type of woman?"
"How about aunt?"
"Oh yeah........................Can I borrow an eraser?"
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 7:55 am
by CanuckHoss
I definitely am a pervert too Susan...I like John's joke too.."aunt" funny shit John!!
Now back to reruns of "Leave it to Beaver" , poker with the other guys, (I bet a nickel!!!) and watching the nurse's clean my room.
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 9:06 am
by V-MAN
CanuckHoss wrote:I definitely am a pervert too Susan...I like John's joke too.."aunt" funny shit John!!
Now back to reruns of "Leave it to Beaver" , poker with the other guys, (I bet a nickel!!!) and watching the nurse's clean my room.
I think we are all perverts ... some more then others!!!!
Hope your feeling better my friend, goodluck with those high stake poker hands!!
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 1:29 pm
by mdwdvm
CanuckHoss wrote:...I like John's joke too.."aunt" funny shit John!!
Glad you enjoyed it Fred. Now make sure you take ALL the pills that nurse is giving you. I think you may be spitting some out behind the couch.
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:54 am
by GordonBH
I got them ALL wrong in about 4 seconds - I thought I was doing well till I read the answers.
Phew! I haven't lost my marbles yet then...
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:47 am
by Ravinsomniac
The best thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every 15 minutes !
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:57 am
by petitemoose
Ravinsomniac wrote:The best thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every 15 minutes !
Welcome to the Forum!
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:47 am
by CanuckHoss
petitemoose wrote:Ravinsomniac wrote:The best thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people every 15 minutes !
Welcome to the Forum!
You too Denise..hope we meat one day.....
Re: Alzheimer's test
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:54 pm
by knockdolian
I was once asked if I had a choice, would I rather have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's. I said " Stupid question, Parkinson's" I'd rather spill my beer than forget where I left it !!