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[Iron Maiden]

A guy texts his neighbor:

Bill I'm sorry.
I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:

I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home.

I can't live with the guilt any longer.
I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.
It won't happen again.



The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.



Moments later the guy gets a second text:
Damn, I really should use spell check!
That should be "wifi"... Sorry!