Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules" From the female side.
Now here are "the rules" from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1.. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for..
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 24 Hours.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Golf ot Motorsports of some kind.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping but without the bug bites or having to wake up to find out " What that is".
Life From a MAN'S perspective
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Life From a MAN'S perspective
Who says building a border wall won't work?!? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago and they STILL don't have any Mexicans ...
Re: Life From a MAN'S perspective
Right on all points with the addition to this one:
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Golf, Motorsports, or having sex with your sister or friends
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Golf, Motorsports, or having sex with your sister or friends
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
- petitemoose
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Re: Life From a MAN'S perspective
ROFL I know what Bill will NOT be doing tonight once Susan reads this ...V8Bikers wrote:Right on all points with the edition to this one:
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Golf, Motorsports, or having sex with your sister or friends
Who says building a border wall won't work?!? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago and they STILL don't have any Mexicans ...
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Re: Life From a MAN'S perspective
Made my cold, autumnal rainy Friday night.
Such truisms.
Such truisms.
Gordon from England
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Re: Life From a MAN'S perspective
Sue's got him trained well, You should see them eat together Well done Sue