1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS
4. Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
5. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing among Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Bonus:
I haven’t verified this but it sounds legit: A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Additional Bonus:
Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free. It's women who make it hard.
Five undeniable facts
Five undeniable facts
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
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Re: Five undeniable facts
Of all the statements made ... the Additional Bonus is the one tht carries the most truth!!
Who says building a border wall won't work?!? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago and they STILL don't have any Mexicans ...
