Now, this is the way to sell a bike!

[V8Bikers]

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/4189404867.html

[SQ4MN]

I called and asked if that little bitch Phillip was there, the guy with the little chopper, but they said he wasn't. LOL

[Carl La Fong]

I see 10, just like it, at bike night, every summer. The riders usually look the same. Lots of hair product, orange spray tan, bandana worn low, designer jeans, 600 dollar boots, 10 buck cigar, trophy wife/GF with fake boobs and matching getup, including the tan.
The problem is, the V8 bikes, having 4 times the cylinders and horsepower infuse the riders with a quadruple dose of testosterone over what Phil's minibike provides. As an example, I was parking my bike at Home Depot the other day. A woman merely glanced in my direction and had an immediate four-gasm, right there on the spot. When I came out of the store, she was sitting on the bench, smoking a cigarette.
Such is the power of the V8 Motorcycle

[CanuckHoss]