#1... Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.
#2... Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
#3... What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
#4... 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
#5... Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
#6... Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.......
#7... According To William Sexfear A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset.
Life lesson
Life lesson
DeLand, FL.
"This is just one of the many reasons I love V8Bikers; able to openly display T&A, curse, say what you will;
able to be a fucking man here. Thanks Bill" - Grand Canard
