Can someone help this man relpy to his wife's text???

[Iron Maiden]

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............

"If you are sleeping,

send me your dreams.

If you are laughing,

send me your smile.

If you are eating,

send me a bite.

If you are drinking,

send me a sip.

If you are crying,

send me your tears.

I love you."


He replied........

"I am taking a shit.
What should I do?"

[Geezer]