The sensuous wife

[V8Bikers]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked. "Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.



"Well, go look in the garage..."

[hogv8]

I think that could be justified grounds for a crumpled up marriage license if done intentionally .