Coon Monkey

[Butterfly]

Two Hunters were sitting at the bar bragging about who had the best coon dog.
The first guy said his dog was the best in the County and always took first place,
The second guy said that his dog was the best in the State,
This went on for about an hour, when another person sitting at the bar spoke up,
Saying that he had the Best Coon Monkey in the world!

The other two guys couldn’t believe their ears! A Coon Monkey? We have got to see that!
So off they went to hunt coon. The first guy’s dog, took one look at the Monkey, dressed a cowboy outfit with a little gun on his side and jumped back into the truck! The man couldn’t drag him out! He and his dog left, from embarrassment.

The second hunter’s dog jumped out and started to run, Howling and barking. He was hot on a trail! The 2 guys and the monkey ran after the dog. When they caught up with it, it was raised up on a tree just a howling and barking!

The Little Monkey ran up the tree. He was gone a very long time! Suddenly he can down the tree, pulled out his little gun and shot the second hunter’s dog dead! Oh, the guy was so upset! He screamed at the other man, saying, your Monkey killed my dog, why???????

The other guy said, I forgot to tell you, There are 2 things my Monkey hates,

1 is Coons and 2 is lying Coon Dogs!!!!!