An older man approaches a younger woman inside
the mall. "Excuse
me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to
me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the
old fellow, said,
"Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might
be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman
with tits like
yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."
