Alabama Women

[okie]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties...

The first man had married a woman from Virginia and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. On that the first day, he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a woman from Alabama. He told her that her duties
were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't
see anything, the second day didn't see anything, but by the third day,
most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his
left eye enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those Alabama women!


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[Butterfly]

Jep! We don't take no Shit!!!!!!

[EAGLE]

Brother Okie,

You weren't supposed to repeat that story !!! Besides, I'm all healed up already .