A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, 'Bless me,
father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.' The
priest is silent for a moment, then says, 'Go home and cut seven lemons in half.
Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.' 'And I'll be
forgiven?' asks the man. 'No,' replies the priest, 'but it will wipe that silly
smirk off your face.'
