A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota ,
I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker
and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple minutes ago...'
