Press Release

[Carl La Fong]

The staff and technicians at CLF Worldwide Industries and Used Condom Recyclers are proud to announce their latest product.
Behold, the Suck-O-Matic 3000 vacuum pump.

I have 3 or 4 of these GM airshock compressors on the shelf. I grabbed one of them and had a look at it. After amputating some unneeded protrusions and dodads and with some copper and rubber tube, a pair of clips from an old tach/dwell meter and a jelly jar this is what I came up with.
The rubber line attaches to the bleeder nipple. Hook up the power leads and crack the bleeder. The fluid runs unto the jar. Close the bleeder and disconnect the power. Bada Bing.
The best part. Total cost, $0.00, so I won't have to sell any blood this week

[Iron Maiden]

You are a GENIUS!!! But you probably already knew that

[hogv8]

Cool Sucko Matic !!!

[Elvis]

Now here's a Suck o Matic

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[randy burkey]

FINALLY!!! Technology we can use!

[mdwdvm]

User tip - make sure you have plenty of quarters before you crank up the device. Nothing worse than running out of quarters at the wrong time.

[hogv8]

Hey , with a simple modification that could also be a F--k O Matic

[Carl La Fong]

The Chinese haven't heard of Jerkin's Lotion and a stroke magazine??